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Dear God...
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray & the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
If a dog barks his head off in the forest, & no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
More meatballs & less spaghetti, please?
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon & stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields & Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
May I please have my testicles back?